So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do
tobey maguire or andrew garfield
i thought this said spider man please ignore me
(Source: jordybelfort, via tinsworth)
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
when u get in the shower without taking off your eye makeup and come out looking like anze kopitar :////
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
i’m not racist i love chinese food