THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
don’t you dare imply that Dinosaur Eggs ain’t still the most rad thing you’ve ever seen
WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.
LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER!
i can’t even do one push up
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me
Am I talking about a 75 year old or a teenage dancer?
99% Will get this wrong
I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 3 hours
*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good